Halloween Jokes

Posted by funfelt on Wednesday Oct 3, 2007 Under

These are just funny enough to have my kids rolling with laughter! Enjoy!

Karen
Executive National Director
Story Time Felts


 

FUN HALLOWEEN TRIVIA:

1. Q: What do goblins and ghosts drink when they’re hot and thirsty on Halloween?
A: Ghoul-aid!
2. Q: What is a Mummy’s favorite type of music?
A: Wrap!
3. Q. What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
A. Boo boos!
4. Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
A: His ghoul friend.
5. Q. What do witches put on their hair?
A. Scare spray!
6. Q. Why did the monster eat a light bulb?
A. Because he wanted of a light snack!
7. Q. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
A. Squash!
8. Q. What trees do ghouls like best?
A. Ceme-trees!
9. Q. What did the baby ghost eat for dinner?
A. A boo-loney sandwich!
10. Q. How do undertakers speak?
A. Gravely!
11. Q. Where do vampires wash themselves?
A. In the bat tub.
12. Q. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
A. He had no body to go with!
13. Q. What’s a vampire’s favorite drink?
A. A Bloody Mary.
14. Q. What is Dracula’s favorite fruit?
A. Neck-tarines.
15. Q. What is a witch with poison ivy called?
A. An itchy witchy!
16. Q. Why do black cats never shave?
A. Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas!
17. Q. Why do skeletons hate winter?
A. Because the cold goes right through them!
18. Q. What game do baby ghosts like to play?
A. Shriek-a-boo!
19. Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A. Ice cream!
20. Q. What do you call a fat Jack-O-Lantern?
A. A plumpkin!

Do you have any others to add?? Click on “comments” and share with us!Â

3 Responses to “Halloween Jokes”

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  2. Rebecca Says:

    Lovely trivia, Halloween is definitely coming!

    May I suggest a page with some nice Halloween coloring pages. If you want to have a good time with your kids and decorate their rooms with Halloween-themed drawings, you might want to check:

    http://www.freecoloring.org/halloween/halloween_1.htm

  3. funfelt Says:

    Thanks Heather - I think I want one of your themes for another blog! Very nice designs!

    Rebecca, my 10 year old loves your site! We like the Scarecrow the best but also looked at other sheets, very cute. The pizza guy chef is terrific!! Thanks for sharing!

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